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The Carmalarky Existential T-Shirt
$20.00

This shirt is for the existential traveler, the seeker of truth, the one who knows the journey is as important as the destination. No, we don't know when we will get there. Where is there? Is there a there there? But is that really what's important?

Imagine the open road stretching endlessly before you, the hum of your engine harmonizing with the whisper of wind through your open window. The sun dips low, casting golden hues over a landscape of endless possibilities. Everyone is hungry. You have run out of snacks. You have no idea where you are. "Are we there yet?" is top of everyone’s mind—not just noisy kids.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or USA

The Carmalarky Existential T-Shirt

This shirt isn't just for the ironic; it's for the existential traveler, the seeker of truth, the one who knows the journey is as important as the destination. Remind them all that the ride itself is the answer, and no, we don't know when we will get there. But is that really what's important?

In Black or French Navy. Many sizes.

A white vintage van in the foreground, with a city construction site and tall buildings in the background. Several construction workers are visible near the site.

Poem by Carmalarky

Where hence do you go,
thou bustling bus?
What plans afoot,
on this cloudy day?
Dost thou seek roads
where wild winds discuss,
Or tarry where dreamers
and vagrants stray?