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This shirt is for the existential traveler, the seeker of truth, the one who knows the journey is as important as the destination. No, we don't know when we will get there. Where is there? Is there a there there? But is that really what's important?
Imagine the open road stretching endlessly before you, the hum of your engine harmonizing with the whisper of wind through your open window. The sun dips low, casting golden hues over a landscape of endless possibilities. Everyone is hungry. You have run out of snacks. You have no idea where you are. "Are we there yet?" is top of everyone’s mind – not just your kids.
Paired with your favorite jeans this t is perfect for a doctor’s appointment or a road trip or for cleaning the bathroom floor. Roll up the sleeves over your shoulders and work out in it. Throw it on any time you have to do something you don’t really want to do. Just to be silly and make yourself laugh. The Carmalarky logo, discreetly printed on the back near the neckline, adds a touch of understated elegance.
This shirt is vegan. Please do not offer it meat.
Specifications:
100% organic ring-spun cotton
Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
Fabric certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan
This shirt is for the existential traveler, the seeker of truth, the one who knows the journey is as important as the destination. No, we don't know when we will get there. Where is there? Is there a there there? But is that really what's important?
Imagine the open road stretching endlessly before you, the hum of your engine harmonizing with the whisper of wind through your open window. The sun dips low, casting golden hues over a landscape of endless possibilities. Everyone is hungry. You have run out of snacks. You have no idea where you are. "Are we there yet?" is top of everyone’s mind – not just your kids.
Paired with your favorite jeans this t is perfect for a doctor’s appointment or a road trip or for cleaning the bathroom floor. Roll up the sleeves over your shoulders and work out in it. Throw it on any time you have to do something you don’t really want to do. Just to be silly and make yourself laugh. The Carmalarky logo, discreetly printed on the back near the neckline, adds a touch of understated elegance.
This shirt is vegan. Please do not offer it meat.
Specifications:
100% organic ring-spun cotton
Wide double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
Fabric certified by GRS (Global Recycled Standard), OCS (Organic Content Standard), and GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard)
OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified and PETA-Approved Vegan